Mood Surgery

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A bill.
A pay stub.
A government cheque.

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So I'm sitting around just idly noodling on the guitar when Drock turns to me and says the single greatest thing I've ever heard:

"Is that out of tune, or just emo?"

Solid fucking gold.

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Chopper Chicks in Zombietown Christmas stoned carpet steamer and a wind-up radio waking up early Napoleon Dynamite what a waste of film but hey Spiderman 2 and 3/4 of my first band ever jamming digital camera for about five minutes until mom paid the bills and I made her take it back and oh man some of my old friends are seriously fucked but the ones that always counted still do. Every Blind Melon record ever sold. Born-again Christians in the psyche ward. Teenage roach-burned Monopoly money. In the woods. Except the trees are all gone. Bye bye childhood. Hello sex on a desk.

It was good to be gone. I'ts great to be back. Somebody give me a cushy job.

Chop chop.

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